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FAMOUS/ FUNNY/ WISE sayings

June 7, 2009

There is more to life than increasing its speed.
~quotes on Society by Mohandas K. Gandhi

Do good by stealth, and blush to find it fame.
~sayings on Kindness by Alexander Pope, Epilogue to the Satires, 1738

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
~quotations on Miscellaneous by Eden Phillpotts, A Shadow Passes

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused.
~cute friendship sayings by Marcel Proust

We kind o’ thought Christ went agin war an’ pillage.
~saying about friendship by James Russell Lowell

Taxes grow without rain.
~quote about Taxes by Jewish Proverb

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people’s accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man’s failures.
~quotes on Sports by Earl Warren

We have met the enemy and they are us!
~sayings on Hawww by Walt Kelly, Pogo, 1971

Spouse: someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single
~quotations on Anniversaries by Author Unknown

A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.
~cute friendship sayings by Louis A. Berman

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it.
~saying about friendship by William Arthur Ward

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember.
~quote about Memory by Seneca

It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.
~quotes on Procrastination by Earl of Chesterfield

You cannot step into the same river twice.
~sayings on Philosophical by Heraclitus, in Diogenes Laertius, Lives

A sister is a little bit of childhood that can never be lost.
~quotations on Sisters by Marion C. Garretty

They say that something as small as a butterfly beating its wings in China can cause a hurricane in America, so maybe we should go to China and kill all the butterflies, just to be safe
~cute friendship sayings by Ken Advent

The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.
~saying about friendship by Buddha

Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

May 16, 2009

Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by little they train man by force and dispose him to wisdom in spite of himself. Man must learn to think of himself as a limited and dependent being and only suffering teaches him this.
~Author : Simone Weil Famous Quotes

Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
~Author : Leo Tolstoy Inspirational Sayings

It is not length of life, but depth of life.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Nice Quotes

The disappearance of a sense of responsibility is the most far-reaching consequence of submission to authority.
~Author : Stanley Milgram Great Sayings

Politics is no exact science.
~Author : Otto von Bismark Meaningful Sayings

You must come to terms with your wholeself. the wholeness which exceeds all our virtue and all our vice.
~Author : Ursula Le Guin Wise Quotes

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
~Author : Voltaire Motivational Sayings

Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage’s whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
~Author : Ayn Rand Famous Quotes

I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
~Author : Robert Bloch Inspirational Sayings

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
~Author : Anon Nice Quotes

O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven It hath the primal eldest curse upon ‘t, A brother’s murder.
~Author : William Shakespeare Great Sayings

Of all religions, Christianity is without a doubt the one that should inspire tolerance most, although, up to now, the Christians have been the most intolerant of all men.
~Author : Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Meaningful Sayings

Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then practice deception themselves.
~Author : Elias Canetti Wise Quotes

If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won’t have to work.
~Author : Ogden Nash Motivational Sayings

Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.
~Author : E H Chapin Famous Quotes

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.
~Author : Joe Moore Inspirational Sayings

Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path.
~Author : Scandinavian Proverb Nice Quotes

Friends do not live in harmony merely, as some say, but in melody.
~Author : Henry David Thoreau Great Sayings

No man ever quite believes in any other man.
~Author : Henry Louis Mencken Meaningful Sayings

Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead
~Author : Pierre Corneille Wise Quotes

One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars; and the world will be better for this.
~Author : Cervantes The Impossible Dream Motivational Sayings

Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Famous Quotes

If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine shanty, and resort to him. And if a man can pipe or sing, so as to wrap the imprisoned soul in an elysium; or can paint a landscape, and convey into souls and ochres all the enchantments of Spring or Autumn; or can liberate and intoxicate all people who hear him with delicious songs and verses; it is certain that the secret cannot be kept; the first witness tells it to a second, and men go by fives and tens and fifties to his doors.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational Sayings

CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn’t want to give up power.
~Author : Arthur C Clarke Nice Quotes

My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll be happy if not, youll become a philosopher.
~Author : Socrates Great Sayings

My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
~Author : The Lockhorns Meaningful Sayings

The Terminator Hasta la vista, baby.
~Author : Terminator 2 Judgment Day Wise Quotes

For what are posessions but things we guard for fear we might need them tomorrow?
~Author : Kahlil Gibron book The Profit Motivational Sayings