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oscar wilde Quoted in Ellmann Famous Quotes

August 19, 2009

It often happens that the real tragedies in life occur in such an inarticulate manner that they hurt one by their crude violence, their absolute incoherence, their absurd want of meaning, their entire lack of style.
~Author : oscar wilde Quoted in Ellmann Famous Quotes

My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my face.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational Sayings

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as You can’t have you’re cake and eat it, too.
~Author : John Heywood Nice Quotes

See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the way…
~Author : Exodus 2320 Bible Great Sayings

In my day, we didn’t have self-esteem, we had self-respect, and no more of it than we had earned.
~Author : Jane Haddam Meaningful Sayings

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
~Author : Leighton Wise Quotes

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Motivational Sayings

Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
~Author : Baruch Spinoza Famous Quotes

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
~Author : Sigmund Freud Inspirational Sayings

Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.

May 19, 2009

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.
~Author : Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire Famous Quotes

Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue.
~Author : Jean Baptiste Rousseau Inspirational Sayings

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.
~Author : Robert Louis Stevenson Nice Quotes

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
~Author : Euripides The Bacchae circa 407 BC Great Sayings

We can forgive a man for making a useful thing, as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Meaningful Sayings

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished if you’re alive, it isn’t.
~Author : Richard Bach Wise Quotes

Go, and never darken my towels again.
~Author : Groucho Marx Motivational Sayings

We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually flying, and how much of it is just sort of coasting from the previous flap
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
~Author : William Hazlitt Inspirational Sayings

It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top.
~Author : Virginia Woolf Nice Quotes

As long as there are sovereign nations possessing great power, war is inevitable.
~Author : Albert Einstein Great Sayings

Love is letting go of fear.
~Author : Gerald Jampolsky Meaningful Sayings

Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that money cannot buy; therefore value it, and be thankful for it.
~Author : Izaak Walton Wise Quotes

Youth, which is forgiven everything, forgives itself nothing: age, which forgives itself everything, is forgiven nothing.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Man and Superman 1903 Maxims for Revolutionists Motivational Sayings

Some things you do because you want to. Some things you do because of the needs of others in your family.
~Author : Real Live Preacher Real Live Preacher weblog 100605 Famous Quotes

Can I ever know you Or you know me?
~Author : Sara Teasdale Inspirational Sayings

When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it’s sex. When you have both, it’s health. If everything is simply jake, then you’re frightened of death.
~Author : J P Donleavy Nice Quotes

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his door.
~Author : Confucius Great Sayings

The politician is … trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to be blunt or rounded, because if they have a cutting edge they may later return to wound him.
~Author : Edward R Murrow Meaningful Sayings

If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s really embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Wise Quotes

A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with the idea of a cathedral in mind.
~Author : Antoine De SaintExupery Motivational Sayings

Find ecstasy in life the mere sense of living is joy enough.
~Author : Emily Elizabeth Dickinson Famous Quotes

To see what is in front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle.
~Author : George Orwell Inspirational Sayings

I have never thought of writing for reputation and honor. What I have in my heart must come out; that is the reason why I compose.
~Author : Ludwig van Beethoven Nice Quotes

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live.
~Author : Flora Whittemore Great Sayings

In the civilisation a new law of hostility prevails. And to call it the law of the jungle is unfair to the jungle.
~Author : Colin Wilson Meaningful Sayings

Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
~Author : Paul Theroux in The Washington Post Wise Quotes

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed.
~Author : Ralph Waldo Emerson Motivational Sayings